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Whitney Cummings defends Lana Del Rey on her Tumblr!

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:47:29 -0800

Whitney Cummings defends Lana Del Rey on her Tumblr!:

Let’s fire up some female-on-female hate! Here’s Whitney Cummings defending Lana Del Rey on her Tumblr! Just peel my dead lifeless body off of the floor, because I’m dead now! Because I died in a black hold of rage!

My favesies quote:

“I am intrigued by Lana Del Rey. She seems very odd and self-made and scrappy which I like. Her style is bonkers. She always looks so fresh and original.”

whitneycummings:

Folks.

The interwebsphere is a buzz with Lana Del Rey post SNL hatred. I just thought I would do something I never do and give my opinion on it. (irony)

I have many random thoughts. First, everybody calm down. It’s a little troubling that when a young girl fails at something that we keep…

I made a comic

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:53:19 -0800

Dads keeping tabs on Twitters. Thanks for lookin’ out for...

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 17:55:11 -0800

Dads keeping tabs on Twitters. Thanks for lookin’ out for me pops!!

You could photoshop literally anything onto this, and it would...

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 11:01:50 -0800

You could photoshop literally anything onto this, and it would be funny.

Dear Santa

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:57:00 -0800

I’m sick of your shit, buy me this lip balm

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Music Recommendation Sunday!!

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 21:24:49 -0700

Sofie Børud is a 13 year old Nordic inspirational Christian pop music star!

I’ve been really jamming out to her great song, “Det Var Gud Sum Skopte Dansen” which I think translates to “It Was God Who Created the Dance:” http://open.spotify.com/track/1asqj9WqOtauF88AVbc2wM

Here’s her Wikipedia page: http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sofie_B%C3%B8rud (heads up it’s in Norweigan sorry)

The instructions for my Ikea bed specifically say to not set it...

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 21:34:21 -0700

The instructions for my Ikea bed specifically say to not set it up alone! But I think that I can do it (I have no experience with construction or furniture)!!

This is the most successful war-related thing France has done,...

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 22:08:57 -0700

This is the most successful war-related thing France has done, ever? ZING-A-RINO!!

I’m just a sucker for simplicity! And no frills!

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 09:46:10 -0700

I’m just a sucker for simplicity! And no frills!

creepylisafrank: This is a weird representation of some sort of...

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 14:02:07 -0700

creepylisafrank:

This is a weird representation of some sort of religion..

Kids these days! Wait, nope, no kids are doing this these days....

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:19:50 -0700

Kids these days! Wait, nope, no kids are doing this these days. This is horrible. She is a monster baby hooker.

This is the 11th most watched video of all time on Youtube....

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 01:30:21 -0700

This is the 11th most watched video of all time on Youtube. Look at your hands, they’re stained with the blood of heinous crime! Lol don’t worry too much though just enjoy the farting babies.

Don’t ask me why I was on the Australian Zoo website, just...

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 10:49:39 -0700

Don’t ask me why I was on the Australian Zoo website, just tell me how I can get cheap flights to Australia by the 24th!

I’m thinking about changing the gears of the blog for more...

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 14:02:20 -0700

I’m thinking about changing the gears of the blog for more awards season stuff? Just kind of orienting my views in a Hollywood direction, taking a critical look at some of the industry’s best pictures of the season, predictions, etc. So here’s my first look at one of this year’s sure frontrunners!

I don’t have to have a) seen the movie...

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:12:44 -0700

I don’t have to have a) seen the movie “Dragnet” or b) have a degree in musicology to know that this is the best!

This video was sent over my sorority listserv last night, and...

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 12:08:59 -0700

This video was sent over my sorority listserv last night, and it’s caused a ruckus of laughter and joy among the sisters. It’s easy to see why:

a) The word “vermin” and the phrase “genus mammalia” both make apperances

b) general possum horror

c) it’s amazing

Would Buddha have reached nirvana if he watched this on a...

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 21:58:49 -0700

Would Buddha have reached nirvana if he watched this on a constant loop?

I’m starting the push to make the new “Engagement...

Sun, 29 May 2011 20:10:02 -0700

I’m starting the push to make the new “Engagement Rings” be “ugly converse sandals”

Dubstep is sick, dubstep is awesome, blah blah, dubstep- I...

Thu, 19 May 2011 10:54:25 -0700

Dubstep is sick, dubstep is awesome, blah blah, dubstep- I don’t care. But I do care about finding really questionable dubstep remixes, because that’s just dumb(-step) and hysterical. Enjoy this riveting Harry Potter movie theme dubstep remix. Because no one else in the world is probably enjoying it.

There’s nothing I love more than finding a new video to...

Tue, 03 May 2011 10:22:39 -0700

There’s nothing I love more than finding a new video to add to the collection of my favorite video genre: children embarrassing themselves with a song and dance routine. Bonus points for said song and dance routine being a christian rap.