Caroline Industries

I'm back!

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:05:34 -0700

Back to the blog! Now you may be thinking, what marvelous and worldly event is bringing back out dearly departed Caroline to Tumblr?

Why, it’s Snoop Dogg’s recent visit to Sea World and subsequent photo op with a seal!

via seaworldparksblog.com:

During a recent visit to SeaWorld San Diego, the world famous rapper shared some stage time with Clyde, who was regaled in his own Bling. Snoop Dogg, who was in San Diego for a concert, spent several hours at the marine-life park interacting with other SeaWorld animal ambassadors. However, the visit with Clyde was the highlight of Snoop Dogg’s visit (so said Clyde).

This is part one in my new series, “Burnt-out rap superstars visit sea world and pose with marine animals.”

raplyricsilike: blisteredbutbetter: dsjfndskjfdkj I fucking...

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:58:54 -0700

raplyricsilike:

blisteredbutbetter:

dsjfndskjfdkj I fucking love the internet.

(via fuckyeahsnokos)

I’m crying

Oops! Haven’t updated in a couple days (months). ...

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:36:47 -0700

Oops! Haven’t updated in a couple days (months). Let’s bring things back with this poster for a new movie going straight to DVD starring and written by everyone’s favorite, Pauly Shore.

This looks pretty good, if I do say so myself!

Urkel Cereal is a bad idea

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 06:59:35 -0700

Urkel Cereal is a bad idea

ecctv: kidskidskids: allcreatures:via zooborns

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 06:56:21 -0700

ecctv:

kidskidskids:

allcreatures:via zooborns

Wait, so I actually think the original ICP...

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:33:20 -0700

Wait, so I actually think the original ICP “Miracles” video might be funnier than the SNL parody from this weekend. Can’t decide.

I have nothing to say about this. I really, really, really...

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:14:32 -0700

I have nothing to say about this. I really, really, really don’t understand it. I don’t understand any of it. I hate it.

(via ecctv)

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:00:26 -0700

(via ecctv)

gawkertv: Left to right: Augustus Gloop, Violet Beauregarde,...

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:22:52 -0700

gawkertv:

Left to right: Augustus Gloop, Violet Beauregarde, Mike Teevee, Veruca Salt, and Charlie

(via tnicole)

WHAT? WHAT? HOW DOES THIS EVEN ADVERTISE CHIPS? How does a...

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:50:13 -0800

WHAT? WHAT?

HOW DOES THIS EVEN ADVERTISE CHIPS? How does a shape-shifting Afghan Hound make me want to buy BBQ chips?

This video is arrestingly sexy. Just kidding (no I’m...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:20:43 -0800

This video is arrestingly sexy. Just kidding (no I’m not), but it’s official title is the “Milton Berle Low Impact/High Comedy Workout.” That is not a joke. The laughs (uncontrollable gagging) come by the bucket, with Milton Berle dressing up as both Richard Simmons and Jane Fonda, making us laugh while us seniors get a great workout!

Guys, I’m really feeling confident about a Sammie comeback...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:16:24 -0800

Guys, I’m really feeling confident about a Sammie comeback in 2010. Sammie’s back bitches! Or, if he doesn’t have that comeback, we always can rock out to the sweet grooves of 1998 or whenever this shit came out.

I don’t speak German, but I’m pretty sure that this...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:42:28 -0800

I don’t speak German, but I’m pretty sure that this video is depicting a young german child on some kind of german variety show abomination, displaying her talent of identifying any Lego Star Wars figurine by putting it in her mouth. Now, my questions aren’t about how this girl discovered this talent, or why her parents have allowed her to cultivate something so stupid, but rather, what the fuck is happening on German TV?

After we take a moment to universally adore and admire...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:38:20 -0800

After we take a moment to universally adore and admire Lilo’s beauty in the picture above, let it also be a greeting from me to you, in fact a promise that I will start updating the blog ALL THE TIME! THE BLOG IS BACK, BITCHES!

Werner Herzog reads Madeline. I don’t even think...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:48:28 -0800

Werner Herzog reads Madeline. I don’t even think it’s real, but it’s so funny.

Happy Wednesday

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:38:49 -0800

Happy Wednesday

SO GROSS, so gross, they all have shaven armpits and greased up...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:37:57 -0800

SO GROSS, so gross, they all have shaven armpits and greased up chests, but then again, I do like Pauly D’s loafers.

terrysdiary:

Me,Mike “The Situation”,Vinny,Ronnie and DJ Pauly D from The Jersey Shore on a shoot for Interview magazine.

This completely is blowing my mind. Did you know (no, you...

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:21:19 -0800

This completely is blowing my mind. Did you know (no, you didn’t) that there was a Saturday morning cartoon for like 1 season based on Little Shop of Horrors called “Little Shop”? A CARTOON, BASED ON THE MUSICAL? I DARE ANYONE TO KNOW THIS EXISTED.

Go to Wikipedia for more details, it’s really too horrifying and shocking for me to fully grasp at the moment. WHAT??

This is so weird and Japanese. Like I think it’s for cell...

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:03:40 -0800

This is so weird and Japanese. Like I think it’s for cell phones, but I’m definitely not clear on how the panties play in. And since we’re all thinking it, let’s be adults and admit that “Jehrry Beans” is hysterical.

How could any silly, insignificant joke I make compare to the...

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:45:41 -0800

How could any silly, insignificant joke I make compare to the simply youtube Title/Description of this video:

Vader Abraham - ‘T Smurfenlied

Original Dutch Version,made for Avro’s TopPop, 1977.

WHAT?