Charles Barkley: Keepin’ It Classy since forever

So Charles Barkley was pulled over for a DUI or DWI or whatever, yadda yadda yadda, here’s what he said:

The cops stopped Barkley after he allegedly ran a stop sign. According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”