While you’d think that Mike Tyson’s performance on some kind of janky Italian rip-off of Dancing With the Stars would be a superb tour-de-fource of modern dance infused with classical themes, it’s actually just a horrible face-tattooed trainwreck.  Why is he sweating so much when all he’s doing is tapping his feet, like a big chocolate penguin?

Thanks to Rachel Kaplan for the link.