I totally get the sexy costume craze. I think Halloween is a great time to let your guard down, show a little skin, and be someone else for one night, you know?  But also, considering I was raised in an ultra-conservative Muslim household in a cave in Saudi Arabia, I personally happen to think that the sexiest outfit leaves a lot to the imagination.  In this case, everything.  That’s why I’ve chosen to be a giant, disgusting, lazy-eyed, pustulicious Jabba The Hut for Halloween this year.  I’m going to be fighting them* off with a stick!

*Maggots who mistake me for a huge dream shit