It’s hard for me to accurately type the sound of Emily (and probably Charlotte too) Brontë rolling violently in her grave.  I guess since in “Twilight”, “Wuthering Heights” is Edward and Bella’s (vomit keeps coming up in my mouth as I type) favorite book (vampire couplez r cute 4 lyfe), Harper Collins or whatever publishing company that is presumably run by a 13 year old girl decided to rebrand “Wuthering Heights.”  And my, it needed it! Look how much better it looks! Looks like there’s more vampires! Much better!

The one on the right is the American (dumber) version, the one in the middle is the English (dumbeth) version.