Pun Times with Jeff Stern and Caroline Goldfarb!: Harry Potter and the Half…Assed Work Day
Jeff Stern and Caroline Goldfarb! Partners in puns!
Me and My best friend Caroline Goldfarb went to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince last night at Midnight (yes…before you ask…it wasn’t empty like we planned on it being). That said, after leaving the theatre with my other BFF Eli Goetzman and my sister Jamie at a healthy 3:30 am, we were forced to wake up at 7 for our respective internships. Tired from the night and drunk off the immersive world and geekdom, we BBM’d eachother with Harry Potter puns (many of them blatantly incorrect) regarding how F&%$ing tired we were and how screwed we were for work. this is the first in a recurring series of our amazing conversations. check out caroline’s blog at carolinegoldfarb.com
(sent at 7 am) Caroline Goldfarb: I’m not tired or anything right now
Stern: I am
Stern: You saying you’re fine will help…not joking
Caroline Goldfarb: I meant that sarcastically
Caroline Goldfarb: I can not do basic tasks
Caroline Goldfarb: I am going so slowly
Stern: Hahahahahaha
Stern: Same here
Stern: Eye is twitching
Stern: This is gonna be bad
Stern: I swear, the next day should always be a nationa holiday
Caroline Goldfarb: I stayed in bed so long, I swear to god I had these morning visions of professor slugblood or w.e telling me to stay in bed
Stern: Haha
Stern: Professor slugblood
Stern: Omg, you sleigh me
Caroline Goldfarb: But seriously I did, I kept having dreams this morning invlving various characters telling me to stay in bed
Stern: No way! So cOol!
Stern: My visions told me to kill my mom after she woke me up for work
Caroline Goldfarb: Lol
Caroline Goldfarb: Reading hbp right now
Stern: No way!!!! Really?
Caroline Goldfarb: Yeah
Caroline Goldfarb: I had to
Stern: Why? I thouht you were gonna do 7?
Stern: Now I don’t know what to do!
Caroline Goldfarb: Idont have 7 so I figure ill read this puppy
Caroline Goldfarb: Then do 7
Caroline Goldfarb: Myu body doesn’t understand why I did this to it
Stern: Hahaha
Stern: Same here
Stern: Harry potter and the case of the sleep induced car crash on the 101
Caroline Goldfarb: Lol
Caroline Goldfarb: Hp and the sleep deprived coverage this girl had to write
Stern: Hp and the half….assed work day
Caroline Goldfarb: Lol lol
Caroline Goldfarb: I’m having like tired induced heart palpatations
Caroline Goldfarb: Good, right?
Stern: Haha. I just made a b-line into the starbucks parking lot
Caroline Goldfarb: Oh boy haha
Caroline Goldfarb: I just started my first redbull
Stern: I’m falling asleep
Stern: I’m working on this excel thing. My eyes are drooping.
Stern: Someone HEEEELLLLPPP!
Stern: Professor mcGriddles!
Stern: Mr. Snapeus!!
Stern: Slugstack!
Stern: Someone draft a wake-up potion at once!
Caroline Goldfarb: I had to maje a run ta building that’s fairly close, had to stop at a park bench and sit
Stern: Hahahaha
Caroline Goldfarb: Professor quirrel! Get that turban on and go to work!!!
Stern: Wow! Good reference
Caroline Goldfarb: I’m as quick as a basilisk
Stern: I’m as emaciated as a house elf
Stern: And as poor as one too!
Stern: I’m as whiney as a mandrake
Stern: I’m as duplicit as a three headed dog with one dead head
Caroline Goldfarb: I want to kill my fatigue with an avada kedavra
Stern: Hahahahhaahahahahahahahaha
Stern: I literally am laughing out loud. I’m gonna have to lie and say this spreadsheet is hillarious
Stern: I love this harry potter pun shit we do
Caroline Goldfarb: I know its so fun
Stern: Are you farting?! I guess someone ate a bernie botts bean burrito!!!
Stern: This iis gonna be a tough day at work. Hope there’s some felix felicis on the kettle
Caroline Goldfarb: Lol lol
Caroline Goldfarb: I feel like I’m covered in a shroud of darkness, I got to hit lumus today if you know what I mean
Stern: Haha
Stern: I can’t please my wife. I need some “wingardium leviosa” in my nether regions, if you know what I’m saying
Caroline Goldfarb: Lol lol
Caroline Goldfarb: My boss is coming at me with all this work I just want to say “expelliarmus!”
Stern: Hahahahahahahah
Stern: Oh god. I hope I catch that snitch…a break at work
Stern: Bad
Caroline Goldfarb: I’m running out
Stern: Haha me too
Caroline Goldfarb: Need to do some more reading
Caroline Goldfarb: Of hp
Caroline Goldfarb: I’m sitting here in a daze staring at my phone
Caroline Goldfarb: Have done zero work really
Stern: My work must be trying to be making a horcrux because its killing me!!!!
Stern: I’m gonna need my pensive! I don’t remember how to be productive!
Caroline Goldfarb: My eyes are drooping…I feel like mad eye moody over here!!
Stern: I just squeeled
Stern: No joke
