Exhibit A on the first day of Caroline hates Barbara Walters v. the People of the State of California.  That doesn’t make sense, shut up.  When her producers told Barbara to act like the turtles were real people to interact with, this bitch took her failed acting dreams and upped it a notch too far.  The touching, the flirting, it just is too much.

Turtle in orange mask: “Have you ever seen a reptile nominated for an Oscar?”  Um, no I haven’t you dumb man in a turtle costume.  That is a human acting awards ceremony, I hate you and your attempted jokes.  Sid Ganis, take this mother fucker out!