Dear Caroline…

Hey readers, this is the first in a new series of questions from you!

Dear Caroline,
Winter is coming, and I’m looking for a boot that will keep my feet nice and toasty, but I’m also looking for a way to tone up my legs!  Can you help?

-Chubby and Cold

 Thanks for sending this question in!  I actually have the perfect solution…

SKETCHERS SHAPE-UP SHEARLING BOOTS (FAKE UGGS)

OH GOD

HEAVEN HELP US AS THE HELLFIRE RAINS DOWN UPON OUR INNOCENCE

LORD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!!!