This video is arrestingly sexy. Just kidding (no I’m not), but it’s official title is the “Milton Berle Low Impact/High Comedy Workout.” That is not a joke. The laughs (uncontrollable gagging) come by the bucket, with Milton Berle dressing up as both Richard Simmons and Jane Fonda, making us laugh while us seniors get a great workout!
Guys, I’m really feeling confident about a Sammie comeback in 2010. Sammie’s back bitches! Or, if he doesn’t have that comeback, we always can rock out to the sweet grooves of 1998 or whenever this shit came out.
I don’t speak German, but I’m pretty sure that this video is depicting a young german child on some kind of german variety show abomination, displaying her talent of identifying any Lego Star Wars figurine by putting it in her mouth. Now, my questions aren’t about how this girl discovered this talent, or why her parents have allowed her to cultivate something so stupid, but rather, what the fuck is happening on German TV?
After we take a moment to universally adore and admire Lilo’s beauty in the picture above, let it also be a greeting from me to you, in fact a promise that I will start updating the blog ALL THE TIME! THE BLOG IS BACK, BITCHES!
Werner Herzog reads Madeline. I don’t even think it’s real, but it’s so funny.
