July 2009
37 posts
I'll take one Louie Anderson, please
KTLA News 4:56 PM PDT, July 28, 2009 LOS ANGELES — Want to have a baby that looks like your favorite celebrity? It just a whole lot easier to design your future baby, thanks to a Los Angeles sperm bank. ” California Cryobank” announced Tuesday that it has started posting photos of celebrities who resemble their donors to give prospective clients a better idea of what their...
Probably not true, but I can dream
Miley Cyrus is ready to take on more challenging roles than Hannah Montana, starting with the upcoming sequel to The Dark Knight. Miley’s determined to play Batgirl, according to The Globe. Miley ‘stunned’ producers at Warner Brothers when she showed up at the Hollywood studio in full batsuit to pitch the idea of playing Christian Bale’s sidekick. The eyewitness revealed:...
What happened to Jared Padalecki?
I’ll tell you. He’s not doing a lot, but more importantly, he did make (what should have been) the critical darling of 2008. We’ve all heard about the shitty painter Thomas Kinkade—you know, that asshole that paints lit-up cottages and whimsical rivers. If you’re like me, you’ve been dying to know more about the man behind the canvas, the genius behind the...
Have you ever seen something
That filled you with an unexplainable burning passion, an animalistic lust for the object at hand?
Me too.
PEREZ GET OUT OF MY LIFE
TEXT WRITTEN BY THE MONSTER KNOWN AS PEREZ HILTON, GET OUT OF MY LIFE, MY INTERESTS, GET OUT OF COMEDY, AND I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S AKIVA, CAN I GET SOME BACKUP ON THIS?
Yesterday afternoon the SNL cutie patootie (editor’s note : ARE YOU SERIOUS PEREZ?) Andy Samberg was spotted shopping at The Grove in Los Angeles.
Samberg, and his equally dorky friend, walked through the...
FML is so last year. Welcome to RML
nickawesome:
rockosmodernlife:
Today, I had my appendix taken out only to feel extreme guilt over the lack of attention I have given him these past few years. I took my appendix to the carnival. RML
Pun Times with Jeff Stern and Caroline Goldfarb!:...
Jeff Stern and Caroline Goldfarb! Partners in puns!
jstern:
Me and My best friend Caroline Goldfarb went to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince last night at Midnight (yes…before you ask…it wasn’t empty like we planned on it being). That said, after leaving the theatre with my other BFF Eli Goetzman and my sister Jamie at a healthy 3:30 am, we were forced to wake up at 7 for...
WatchAndy Rooney on fruit. I like watching old people get madder and madder, especially on topics such as fruit. ”I don’t want to buy 6 or 8 bananas! What, they got them in a pack, I just want 1 or 2!” You tell them Rooney!
Most horrifying about this video, however, is the thought of all those innocent children just now sinking their teeth into nectarines, bananas, lemons, and...
The Cinefamily Silent Movie Theatre →
Yes, please.
spencerbee:
This is a movie theater at 611 N Fairfax. It’s always great, but I feel like now’s a great time to point it out because July is Jim Henson Month.
Some future selections from the calendar: • July 17 @ 8PM — Muppet Fairy Tails and Labyrinth (double feature!) • July 24 @ 8PM — Dog City & The Storyteller and The Great Muppet Caper (double feature!) • July 25 @ 2PM —...
WatchDear Zach Galifinakis:
Due to my previously instated role of seeing whatever you do/are in, I will have to pay to go see G-Force. I’m not mad, just be more careful next time, okay?
Tweeting my day: A journey in self-realization,... →
Totally. This makes perfect sense. I agree! Well...
A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling movie, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.”
Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, “I no longer have a reason to live.”
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Great Website: You Suck At Craigslist →
“The animal’s stomach had turned the fruit to alcohol and the badger was,...”
– Some hilarious small town officer commenting on a drunk badger that made its way into the road. Is this guy in Funny People? No? He should be.
Dedicated to Ali Pechman, and her mother’s...
Quincy Adams Remembers
goldenfiddle:
Q: Did you ever meet Bubbles?
A: Are you kidding me? He bit a hole in my daughter’s hand! Rashida’s hand. Rashida Jones—did you see I Love You, Man? That’s my daughter. She was a little girl. And Bubbles bit her hand. Michael used to bring Muscles and Bubbles by the house all the time, you know.
(GQ via thisrecording)
LOL
“She now claims, “Though he died to this earth he lives with my father...”
– Some lady who filed a court claim stating that MJ is her true husband. She sounds normal, and truly well-adjusted considering this recent blow to her real marriage
Don't Panic, Paula Abdul and various Northwestern...
ADELPHI, Md. (AP) — Government experts say prescription drugs like Vicodin and Percocet that combine a popular painkiller with stronger narcotics should be eliminated because of their role in deadly overdoses.
A Food and Drug Administration panel voted 20-17 that prescription drugs that combine acetaminophen with other painkilling ingredients should be pulled off the market.
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