May 2009
46 posts
Take a guess as to what I thought this said...
From Jojo’s blog (you know who she is):
After much consideration and research, I have decided that Northeastern University is the place for me! In the past week I’ve taken tours and met with students and professors of other Boston based schools, and now that the time to commit has come, I’m happy with the idea of being a student at Northeastern.
April 2009
31 posts
Ah, true, traditional love
Thanks to Jeff for giving me this link.
This is the romantic story of our generation! Two individuals, as an homage to the most classy and demure movie of our generation, dressed as Shrek and Fiona for their wedding. I don’t know about you, but my Special Edition Shrek VHS had a little mini-film at the end, entitled “Shrek and the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party.” Did yours?
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I'm just going to assume here...
I’m just going to assume that this entire article, including quotes and everything, was poorly translated into English. It’s too hilarious and ridiculous to even imagine otherwise.
Woman to honour bear after chase
A pregnant woman who was fleeing a bear when she was struck by a slow-moving car said she would honour the euthanized animal by giving her baby the middle name...
WatchDid you all know about Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno? It’s this series she does for Sundance, where she explores the mating life of various animals, with her deep seductive voice and Michael Gondry-esque sets that make it a little less threatening. There are more at the website http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/
A moment of musing on nipple piercing
Okay, last time I checked, nipple piercings are weird and kinky and painful. I mean, I don’t want my blog to go down this weird road or anything, but I mean, I thought they were reserved for a certain kind of person, the same kind of person, that, say, oh, I don’t know, likes Hellboy II and eats Slim Jims?
That’s why this online album suprised...
All I want to do is help you induce a seizure
http://izismile.com/2009/04/17/people_who_look_exactly_the_same_in_all_pictures_5_gifs.html
That’s a collection of nauseatingly wonderful GIFs for you….”people that look the same in every picture.”
A poem by Rosie O'Donnell
I took the liberty of bolding the truly sensationally touching parts:
On Susan Boyle, the internet sensation:
susan boyle - once in a lifetime authentic real the kind of tv we hardly see anymore in r pre packaged world out she came like fionna in shrek reminding us all how 2 shine inside 2 c the 2 boy brits eyes brimming simon even showed his soul finished wowing the world she turned...
Hilarious
This movie looks ridiculous. RDJ and JF deserve it.
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/04/dont_ask_robert_downey_jr_if_j.html
Well done, Melanie Griffith
So, if you didn’t know, Melanie Griffith is married to Antonio Banderas. I imagine that a cross-cultural marriage would have its share of each spouse sampling the other’s cultural delicacies, traditions etc. So thank you, Melanie Griffith, for wearing this to an opera in spain. I appreciate it.
Also, while doing research for this post, I happened to trip across...
Miley Cyrus: Thoughts
Whenever anyone releases a quote to the press about working with Miley Cyrus (her dad, her agent, etc.), it sounds like someone is holding a knife to their neck and whispering “SAY VERY KIND AND UNWARRANTED THINGS OR GET THROAT SLIT.” Example:
And Chelsom (Hannah Montana Movie director) admits he saw the 16-year-old’s potential long before they worked together - recalling an...
