March 2009
42 posts
I'm going to warn you,
This blog is mean as shit. MEAN AS SHIT. But also, it is absolutely mind-blowingly hysterical. Enter at your own risk.
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/
Sometimes, I just like to
post really high quality examples of what a high functioning, well thought out website should look like. This is an example of knowing your audience, knowing the web market out there today, knowing how to create a really user-friendly interface that works for everyone.
http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/
NOT!
What is wrong with me?
Why is this so funny to me?
http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-riding-invisible-bicycles
Great, so great
I love tumblr blogs. This one is just a compilation of people dressing up as characters fro Wes Anderson movies- better, it’s people making fools of themselves fucking up the costumes from WA movies. The ‘FAIL’ internet thing can get old, but it revives itself and goes up 100 notches in my book on this blog.
http://tenenbaumfail.tumblr.com/
This is really horrible, not funny
This horrible church that apparently pickets funerals of individuals who they do not agree with (soldiers, etc) is planning on picketing Natasha Richardson’s funeral. Horrible. Here’s their ‘press release:’
“Thank God for the Bunny Slope of Cursed Quebec, Canada! She lived in adultery with Robert Fox (he had a living wife). She raised her sons in the catholic...
no bias
Check out The Green Ghosts. What a band! What men! What songs!
http://thegreenghosts.com/
This bitch...
http://iwanttogotonotredame.com/
Some girl set up some website where she’s begging people to give her money so she can go to Notre Dame. Whatever. Best part is, she put up her essays, recs, gpa, etc for us to have at. Go have at it!
Why are old teachers so consistently mean? →
Hilarious
This is really great. I can only aspire to the heights of these poetic geniuses.
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently...
Recommendation
Everyone must check out Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice website/blog/newsletter/pretentious bullshit “Goop.” It basically consists of ridiculous preachings so graciously given down to us from Gwyneth on ways to live better, eat better, and just be better. Of course, most of the advice applies to her, and is just altogether inaccessible, and unintentionally humorous.
Oh, and the...
Smeyer
Yeah, I don’t like Stephanie Meyer, I think her work has no artistic merit, blah blah blah, here is a scan of her in Vogue!
She’s so gorgeous lyke @ v@mpyr3
Read rest of article: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/32923493.html#cutid1
Birds Stealing Ice Cream aka Tunz of Laffs →
I know I'm a bad person for not updating
Those review seem so supportive and positive….but….
no words?
The last time I ever post about an xzibit meme, or...
Your new favorite blog →
Sometimes...
Netflix doesn’t get its recommendations quite right.
Some context: the two movies on the right are what were suggested to me after renting the movie on the left.
For Rose:
Cool, no? Sometimes Google Images yields treasures.
Direct from Xzibit's Twitter:
Thanks, X.
Lent
There’s a Taco Bell right near campus, and I nearly died (of happiness and relief) when I found that I could fully enjoy its good graces, even though I am currently shackled by the restraints of my lent diet: