February 2009
34 posts
Finally
Remember a couple of weeks ago when I posted about Michael Jackson’s auction? Good news, guys. I found the online catalogue with hi-def images of every single item up for auction. You have to go through about 50 boring pages of (cool) old arcade games until shit gets really real, but it’s amazing. Highly recommended weekend read.
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Demetri Mart-yes!
I am seeing Demetri Martin tonight, the security guards will have to try and stop me from rushing onto the stage.
growlll
Oh shit, bitches!
It’s back! Remember the mosquito ringtone thing from around ‘05? The tone that only those under 25 can hear? It’s making a resurgence!
http://trainhorns.net/sound/
I could spent mindless hours
on the wonder that is Kim Kardashian’s blog. Since some of you may/may not be as freakishly celebrity obsessed as me, here’s a quick rundown: Kim Kardashian gained fame in around ‘05 with a lovely sex tape (that does involve pee, yes), started hanging out with paris hilton, ditched paris, still hasn’t done much, was on the last season of DWTS, and has a MASSIVE, ginormous...
Which ones will you print and frame? →
Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch bidding items. ... →
An internet meme in response to the horriffic...
An even more disgusting habit of mine
Is looking through Craigslist pages for the funniest casual sex invites I can find. This was a good one from today, I was so tempted to call, but his plea for “real responses” or whatever was heartbreaking, and I couldn’t pull a Thora Birch/Scarlett Johanson in Ghost World and break this Steve Buscemi’s heart.
I have a habit
Of looking up weird bands on ITunes and reading the comments that crazed fans leave posted as ‘reviews’ of CDs, singles, what have you. My first foray into such high-level investigatory journalism was with Fall OUt Boy, this edition concerns My Chemical Romance. This was my favorite of the search:
Girl, I know! Boy, was this review helpful or what?
MMMM!
A Sunday afternoon snack, anyone?
Oh no, no no no!
Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13
BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after...
Horrible, horrible, hilarious woman →
Porn Paper Clips →
no joke
I know, buddy
Police say man dialed 911 when lemonade ran out
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. — Authorities in South Florida say a man was arrested after calling 911 to complain that a fast food restaurant had run out of lemonade.
Boynton Beach police say Jean Fortune, 66, has been charged with abuse of 911 communication.
Police say Fortune called the emergency telephone number and told authorities that a Burger...
Magic in the palm of your hand
www.cornify.com
I wish I could just leave you with that link so you could experience it in the purest way possible, but basically go to that website, follow the instructions, and then when you have the ‘cornify’ button in your bookmarks on any website you can just sit there and hit it and sparkly unicorns and stuff cover the screen. Try it with www.cnn.com, etc.
I love lists like this
http://blogofhilarity.com/2009/01/30/the-7-most-awful-super-bowl-ads-ever
The 7 most awful superbowl ads ever
