February 2009
34 posts
January 2009
47 posts
Not funny, just horrible
Woman dies stuck in clothing donation box
Mississippi police believe a woman whose head got stuck inside a donation box while trying to retrieve clothing died from hypothermia when she couldn’t get out.
Why, oh why?
Paul Blart Update
Some of you may know that I have a teensy weensy obsession with the media juggernaut that is “Paul Blart: Mall Cop.” No, I didn’t see it, but I won’t let that minor hiccup on my part prevent me from spreadin’ the gospel!
So, moving on, I know what words have been dancing around on your tongue: and yes, there is a possibility of a sequel, thankfully.
Word from...
Odd, very odd.
So I guess Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are in Japan ( I say “I guess” as if I don’t know that they are, definitely, in fact, in Japan), and they have to go on some weird morning Japan shows (a la Lost in Translation, except much worse), and they had to show the audience their photos from the trip. The videos are so weird, I’ll post the links, but here’s my favorite...
NOO!!!
Crocs (but not actually crocs, just a shitty rip off company) now has pet beds modeled after their hideous shape! The horror.
That being said, you can buy them here:
http://sasquatchpetbeds.com/
Oh, Iraq, you nasty bitch!
Some city in Iraq (that sounded really intelligent) made a huge bronze shoe to commemorate that reporter who pelted Bush in the face with one.
Google Mapsmurderers
Here is probably the saddest yet most hilarious thing I’ve seen all week, a picture from the Google Maps van, in which they surely accidentally run over a baby dear, all in the name of giving me high-res images of city streets.
A Memorandem to Bai Ling
I don’t know how many of you are familiar with the work/wonder/legend that is Bai Ling, but I guess she’s an actress that was in Entorauge once and has a knack to “accidentally” let her nipples slip out of ugly dresses at events. For a frame of reference:
Anyway, somehow I found her blog, aptly titled “Naked Seduction,” and let me just say, it makes for...
Good News!
http://www.bakedbeanmuseumofexcellence.org.uk/
You all know how badly I wanted this to happen! Finally, the world’s first Baked Beans museum has opened in South Wales! No, it is not run by a human, but by Captain Beany, who introduces his description of the museum with “Hello, earthlings,” so I know for a fact that he is an alien. Some pictures, you would like?
Mmm, nope.
If there’s a job that involves dressing a store’s windows so they look nice, can’t there be a job in combing the biography section to make sure passe closeted-gay Latin pop singers that wrote lyrics like “Her lips are devil red and her skin’s the color of mocha” aren’t put in the same category as say, Nelson M. and Alfred N.?
First was ripping apart SkyMall, now there's this!
Ripping apart the Oriental Trading Company!!! Enjoy! From urlesque
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/01/23/catablogging-weird-items-from-orientaltrading-com/
Happy biggest holiday of the year!
The day has finally come. We have waited for so long, and it’s here! We can all celebrate in joyous ecstasy!
Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day!!!!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/21/squirrel-appreciation-day_n_159626.html
^^^Proof that I did not make this up.
The most qualified advice-givers in the world
Give some advice.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123239885943895155.html
I’m not bugged by this persay, and correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s all a little self righteous, no?
Oh my god
Are you joking me?
Bush declares new holiday: January 18 is now “Sanctity of Human Life Day.”
“My administration has been committed to building a culture of life by vigorously promoting adoption and parental notification laws, opposing federal funding for abortions overseas, encouraging teen abstinence and funding crisis pregnancy programs.”
...
Do you remember
Levar Burton, the host of Reading Rainbow? I do! Here’s his twitter!
http://twitter.com/levarburton
Lazy posting
I’m not even formatting this for Tumblr, i found it on ONTD, just really cool posters and graphic design. Sorry, so embarrassingly lazy and slovenly.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/31413618.html#cutid1
I am
Very Fascinated by this man-
his name is Sergey Zrevev, and he is some Russian make up artist/hairstylist that got really popular. I don’t know, whatever. Hes had a ton of plastic surgery, and it’s so funny and sickening. And yeah, he’s married, and he has a son, so don’t worry about that.
Before plastic surgery:
After his magical face work:
Money well spent,...
Lack of posting
I am sorry for lack of blog posts. Broke my ankle! and my leg! and got surgery!
But I’m back with a cool link, http://undistraction.com/
The idea is you go to the website when you find yourself avoiding the work that needs to be done, i.e., procrastinating.
for sarah
for jeff
Live from New York, it’s our new favorite comedian. Casey Wilson gave you a reason to stay home on Saturday night when she joined the cast of Saturday Night Live last year. Now, with her big-screen writing debut for the film Bride Wars, will she actually get you to laugh at the a pair of bridezillas? NYLON investigates. How did you end up working on Bride Wars? It’s kind of based off of my...
Whoever
Designed Sanjaya Malakar’s (remember him?) new EP cover needs to tone it down about ten thousand percent.
The company that makes "Bugles" should take a...
At their packaging:
This vignette is part of a series depicting the many things one can do with bugles. This portrait is meant to represent the consumer’s ability to “crunch” the product, however, it just looks like Bugles have the ability to come to life with extremely sharp teeth and eat you.
Thank God, I mean, Thank Stephanie Meyer
Finally!
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302036927&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442193679&bmUID=1230973450133
Dear Howard the Duck-
Really? Duck breasts? Let me tell you why this doesn’t work.
Now, while I am not a “big city scientist,” I am fairly sure that the function of human breasts is to feed your mammal child. Right? Correct me if I’m wrong, but cold blooded creatures like Ducks, Dinosaurs, and Platypi do not need breasts, or nipples. Now, I know you take place in the distant future, and...
Great Deal of the Day
So, I guess Disneyland/Disneyworld are having promotions where you get a free ticket on your birthday- you just have to register on www.disneyparks.com. Rest assured, I already registered, and I highly recommend you all do it too.