January 2009
47 posts
Charles Barkley: Keepin' It Classy since forever
So Charles Barkley was pulled over for a DUI or DWI or whatever, yadda yadda yadda, here’s what he said:
The cops stopped Barkley after he allegedly ran a stop sign. According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.” The officer continues: “He asked me to...
December 2008
63 posts
It's so refreshing
To see some of the greatest comedy stars of our generation like Zach Galifanakis, Will Arnett, and Tracy Morgan take part in a movie so mind-boggling, body throttling, and thought provoking as next spring’s “G-Force.”
Watch the trailer, and agree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArQwiMBWLxE
God Damn It
Dating?
Just friends?
Friends with a “little” benefits?
Whatever you want to call it, Drew Barrymore and boyfriend, friend, whatever Jason Segel were spotted out at the Brass Monkey Karaoke Bar in Los Angeles on Decemeber 20th, where they performed a duet of The Rainbow Connection.
Oh yeah, they were also seen making out!
Despite being seen kissing and touching each other all...
WHY FOX, WHY?
The Fox network is developing Bitches, a dramedy about a quartet of female friends in New York who are werewolves, from Superman Returns co-writer Michael Dougherty, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The TV writing duo Gretchen Berg and Aaron Harberts have come on board to supervise Dougherty. The two also will serve as executive producers alongside Dougherty if the project, described as a...
Okay, I loved it, but it's not worth this
Phila. man shot because family talked during movie
A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttontook care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.
James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated...
WHOAH, Mr. Ebert!
Now, I know most of you have probably heard whisperings of “The Spirit” being a terrible movie, perhaps one of the worse of ‘08, but I think that Roger Ebert shows the kids how it’s done:
“The Spirit is mannered to the point of madness. There is not a trace of human emotion in it. To call the characters cardboard is to insult a useful packing material.”
Ouch.
Today, I saw these at the 99 cent store
And thought they were a little presumptive, decadent, and insulting to the Thin Mints we know and love.
Pick your battles, PETA
from PETA’s website:
We recently learned that Nickelodeon’s new holiday film, Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh, features a live chimpanzee. With so many realistic alternatives available—such as CGI, animatronics, costumes, and blue screen—there is no excuse for Nickelodeon to use live great apes in its programs.
Not only was the chimpanzee in the film portrayed in a demeaning way...
Some absolutely hilarious highlights
from Christopher Nolan’s BD-live chat thing. I’m still not 100% sure exactly what it was, but it appears to have been some event where people all watched TDK on fancy Blu-Ray technology that enabled them to chat with the director (Christopher Nolan) whilst watching it. Whatever, enjoy these hilarious quotes.
(He’s the “A”)
• Q: How do you like this BD Live event...
I'm not usually
one to criticize people’s looks, so I’d advise you to think of this as more of a plea— a desperate plea to encourage Donatella Versace to perhaps contemplate a switch to one-piece swim suits. Why, you ask?
That’s why.
Flame
So, I guess Burger King is launching an ingenious idea- a perfume caleld “Flame,” which is touted to be “a new men’s body spray: the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” I know, right? And it only costs 3.99, but unfortunately for me (and my dad, and my boyfriend, and any other male I know in my life that would have undoubtedly gotten this for...
An utterly pointless list, so pointless it's...
From Forbes Magazine:
The 15 richest fictional characters
http://www.forbes.com/2008/12/18/uncle-sam-money-oped-fictional1508-cx_mn_1218unclesam.html
It's great to see the image of one of the coolest...
Get raped in the face by Christina Aguilera
More you say? Okay, no problem.
This is actually super cool
From slashfilm:
According to Nikki Finke, Moulin Rouge and Romeo and Juliet director Baz Luhrmann (we’ll pretend Australia never happened) has signed on to helm a big screen adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby.
Thank you Baby Jesus
and Sarah, for this:
Some of you may know about my internal and passionate love affair with the man, the myth, the potbelly, Jason Segel. This picture will serve as fodder for Jason Segel-induced chills for months.
While not as sexy, Jason Segel as Joe Biden is just funny:
So, you know when
You go to the 99 cent store or your local drugstore and they have the piles of cheap calendars with extremely vague titles like “Golf Courses,” “German Shephards,” “Sunsets,” etc? For people with an extremely specific yet broad taste?
I guess it goes for magazines too.
So, if you needed a refresher
Jason Castro was a contestant on the most recent season of American Idol. He is white, and he has dreadlocks. That’s all you need to know, I suppose.
Okay, so this is the cover of his obligatory American Idol loser Xmas album. I am sure that Jason objected to the title, claiming that it would “alienate his dreadlock brothers,” and I am sure that his record label insisted...
Need the perfect dash of spice to liven up your...
Look no further! Follow the examples of those who are wisest!
Miley Cyrus Hired for Law Firm’s Holiday Party
Los Angeles (E! Online) – Houston, you have a pop star. Well, at least a high-powered Houston lawyer does.
E! News has learned that Miley Cyrus is in Houston to perform at a private holiday party being thrown Sunday night by Houston attorney Mark Lanier.
A source in Texas tells...
!!!!
Flight of the Conchords Season Premiere on FOD a month before the actual HBO premiere!!!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c48f423bdf/season-2-online-premiere-flight-of-the-conchords-from-flight-of-the-conchords
A Little B-Frais to lighten up your morning
A delicious sultry stare
“Why didn’t more people like Bedazzled?”
“I’m B-Fras!”
We love you too.
Ras Trent →
This really makes me laugh so hard
Yes Please
Giant Gummy Bear … on a Stick
Nearly 90 times larger than a standard gummy bear.
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/giant-gummy-bear-on-a-stick.cfm?ADID=GOOGgummy&gclid=CInwuab-wpcCFQv7agodBw2OTQ
“I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a...”
Deep thoughts with...
MC Hammer
WatchPoor word choice alert
soupsoup:
Gov. Patterson in a blind rage over SNL sketch.
Vandalism is the ultimate form of comedy
Xmas Presents: Done and Done
Twilight Edward Body Shimmer$9.99 Add subtle shimmer to your body with this iridescent powder. It includes a small application brush and comes in a clear container with an image of Twilight’s Edward. 4 grams. Imported.
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028384&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442193019&bmUID=1229042985652
P Diddy: Full of golden quotes
Diddy revealed that his new fragrance I Am King was inspired by his own breath. “I was smelling my breath one day and I was like, ‘This would make a great fragrance.’” And just what was that scent he smelled on his breath? Blackberry Bubble Yum.
He also informed the world that he takes an hour and a half to two hours to get ready each morning because he air dries. “I don’t like the lint balls...
People are really smart sometimes →
I can’t even believe this fuckery
Ellen, you done it again
I realize that this is something that only me and a select few gay men will be interested in (Neil, here’s looking at you kid), but this is great:
Ellen and Britney go caroling! Sometime next week on the Ellen show.
Okay I swear, last post
Okay, so posting this implicates me in listening to a preview of Fall Out Boy’s new single on ITunes, whatever don’t pretend you haven’t ever done anything embarrassing on ITunes.
Anyway, this review caught my eye and made me laugh so hard. What does it mean??? I did some research and found out that indeed, the title of the next Fall Out Boy CD is Folie A Deux, but still.
This can't be good
I’ve been listening to the Willy Wonka soundtrack on repeat today for hours. I’m not sure what it means, but I really don’t think its a sign of mental progression or maturity.
And, we might as well:
Imogen Heap, you are kind of Twitter-Pretentious
Only a cunt like Imogen Heap would describe her morning jog like this on Twitter:
I never would have guessed, never never
If you were to guess what artists and albums Steven King (yes, creepy “It,” “Kujo,” “Christine,” “Carrie” Stephen King) liked from this year, what would you guess? You’d probably guess a lot of weird lame things, like Buckcherry and Coldplay, both of whom are artists on the list he composed for Entertainment Weekly, but would you have guessed...
