January 2012
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Whitney Cummings defends Lana Del Rey on her... →
Let’s fire up some female-on-female hate! Here’s Whitney Cummings defending Lana Del Rey on her Tumblr! Just peel my dead lifeless body off of the floor, because I’m dead now! Because I died in a black hold of rage!  My favesies quote: “I am intrigued by Lana Del Rey. She seems very odd and self-made and scrappy which I like. Her style is bonkers. She always looks so...
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I made a comic
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Dear Santa
I’m sick of your shit, buy me this lip balm via
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Music Recommendation Sunday!!
Sofie Børud is a 13 year old Nordic inspirational Christian pop music star!   I’ve been really jamming out to her great song, “Det Var Gud Sum Skopte Dansen” which I think translates to “It Was God Who Created the Dance:” http://open.spotify.com/track/1asqj9WqOtauF88AVbc2wM Here’s her Wikipedia page: http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sofie_B%C3%B8rud (heads up...
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OMG
When you think about it, bidding on the costume from the creepy (life-changingly amazing, eye opening, perception widening) Snickers ad with the creepy old lady in the leopard coat (that turns out to be two little kids) isn’t so weird!  It’s like buying printer cartridges, or filing prescriptions!  HELLO MS. JENSEN!! ...
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September 2010
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Dear Caroline...
Hey readers, this is the first in a new series of questions from you! Dear Caroline, Winter is coming, and I’m looking for a boot that will keep my feet nice and toasty, but I’m also looking for a way to tone up my legs!  Can you help? -Chubby and Cold  Thanks for sending this question in!  I actually have the perfect solution… SKETCHERS SHAPE-UP SHEARLING BOOTS (FAKE UGGS) ...
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Oh, were you not aware that Nickelodeon was adapting “The Fairly Oddparents” into a live action movie? Were you not aware that Jason Alexander and Cheryl Hines were playing the titular characters, Cosmo and Wanda?  Let me fix that for you.  CAN NOT UNSEE!! via Jason Alexander’s Twitter
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I'm back!
Back to the blog!  Now you may be thinking, what marvelous and worldly event is bringing back out dearly departed Caroline to Tumblr?  Why, it’s Snoop Dogg’s recent visit to Sea World and subsequent photo op with a seal!  via seaworldparksblog.com: During a recent visit to SeaWorld San Diego, the world famous rapper shared some stage time with Clyde, who was regaled in his own...
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